Great Moments In Canadian History

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Great Moments In Canadian History

July 1, 1867 -- Canada becomes independent country (with a foreign sovereign as its head of state.) Prime Minister John A. MacDonald states: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, eh."

June 21, 1903 -- Famous Canadian joke “Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?” is written.

April 7, 1951 -- Canadians sign secret pact among themselves to annoy Americans by saying the word 'schedule' as 'shed-u-el'.

August 28, 1965 -- Shania Twain is born. Paves the way for country music worth listening to watching.

June 2, 1971 -- United States invades Canada during seventh game of the Stanley Cup. Nobody in Canada seems to notice.

March 12, 1976 -- Toronto waiter arrested for not saying “you're very welcome, sir” a minimum 15 times during customer's meal.

December 31, 1989 -- record set as Canada mentioned three times in the American press in one year.

October 31, 1995 -- Quebecers declare yet again that they won't leave Canada despite declaring they would and vow to declare another vote declaring to declare their intention to leave.

January 3, 2002 -- Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien makes first coherent statement in either French or English.

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