Jeslek
Banned
Great Moments In Male Housekeeping
500 B.C. -- first carpets are made in Persia, thereby paving the way for centuries of men to sweep things under them.
May 20, 1873 -- Levi Strauss creates first pair of blue jeans. Six weeks later man decides to wash and then iron them. Cut-off jeans are invented.
January 16, 1888 -- 7:55 p.m. becomes official time for men to take out the garbage so that their wives/girlfriends will say: “Well, I guess I'll do the dishes tonight.”
June 17, 1946 -- Willem de Kooning messes up the job of painting his living room wall. Abstract Expressionism is born.
March 1, 1963 -- Yakima, Washington's Bob Johnson mixes whites with colors while doing laundry; inadvertently invents the tie-dye shirt; becomes multi-millionaire.
December 24, 1971 -- Wolfgang Schmidt, a professor at Caltech, finds the exact point at which a man must kick the floor in order to bring a small nearby table holding his Budweiser closer to his outstretched hand so he can continue watching a football game without getting up.
August 3, 1980 -- George Black, a resident of Winnepeg, Manitoba attaches lawnmower to son's tether ball pole, returns to reading newspaper.
November 19, 1985 -- Albert Szabo discovers that empty toilet paper rolls in his Wichita, Kansas home can be thrown away.
February 29, 1988 -- Seattle-resident Ted Hanson solves problem of large stack of newspapers cluttering up living room: he starts another stack.
July 7, 1990 -- Roger Sprague, 51, of Macon, Georgia, finds out he will be able to send all three of his children to college after locating thousands of dollars worth of coins in the spaces between sofa cushions.
500 B.C. -- first carpets are made in Persia, thereby paving the way for centuries of men to sweep things under them.
May 20, 1873 -- Levi Strauss creates first pair of blue jeans. Six weeks later man decides to wash and then iron them. Cut-off jeans are invented.
January 16, 1888 -- 7:55 p.m. becomes official time for men to take out the garbage so that their wives/girlfriends will say: “Well, I guess I'll do the dishes tonight.”
June 17, 1946 -- Willem de Kooning messes up the job of painting his living room wall. Abstract Expressionism is born.
March 1, 1963 -- Yakima, Washington's Bob Johnson mixes whites with colors while doing laundry; inadvertently invents the tie-dye shirt; becomes multi-millionaire.
December 24, 1971 -- Wolfgang Schmidt, a professor at Caltech, finds the exact point at which a man must kick the floor in order to bring a small nearby table holding his Budweiser closer to his outstretched hand so he can continue watching a football game without getting up.
August 3, 1980 -- George Black, a resident of Winnepeg, Manitoba attaches lawnmower to son's tether ball pole, returns to reading newspaper.
November 19, 1985 -- Albert Szabo discovers that empty toilet paper rolls in his Wichita, Kansas home can be thrown away.
February 29, 1988 -- Seattle-resident Ted Hanson solves problem of large stack of newspapers cluttering up living room: he starts another stack.
July 7, 1990 -- Roger Sprague, 51, of Macon, Georgia, finds out he will be able to send all three of his children to college after locating thousands of dollars worth of coins in the spaces between sofa cushions.
