Grown-up words

[A.B.Normal]

Summer vacation was over and the kindergartners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted them to be more mature, so she told them to use grown-up words instead of baby words. She then asked them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first young one said he went to see his nana. The teacher said, "No, no, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown-up word."

The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said, "No, no, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown-up word."

Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied,
"Winnie the Shit."

 

[Luis G]

 

[Professur]

Y'know. Ever since "Da Shitz" became part of the vocabulary, thanks to those highly educated rappers, this joke just isn't quite as funny as it used to be.

 

[Inkara1]

There's a difference between "the shit" and "the shits."

The shit... GOOD.
The shits... BAD.