Guess what?!?

[markjs]

Chicken butt!

 

[tonksy]

I am mortified that "chicken butt" was indeed my first thought when I saw the title of this thread

 

[Gonz]

I'm sad to say that in a thousand lifetimes, I'd have never thought chicken butt as the answer to anything, save, where does chicken poop come from.

 

[Leslie]

I guess that's yet another merit to home schooling.

No getting blindsided over and over and over again by not funny children.

 

[Inkara1]

So if you homeschool the kids, they'll turn out funny? Sweet!

 

[Starya]

I missed out on this. Apparantly.

 

[Nixy]

So if you homeschool the kids, they'll turn out funny? Sweet!

Not if you homeschool them they won't

 

[TexasRaceLady]

"Chicken Butt" was not my first thought --

It was "Turkey Squat".

 

[Gonz]

Not if you homeschool them they won't

My kid sure as hell tried to be a comedian. At least, most of his material is original.

 

[Luis G]

I assume this is one of those silly jokes kids repeat over and over and over again.

*can't find it funny
*doesn't know why chicken butt is even related to the question

 

[Starya]

At least the "turkey squat" rhymed.

 

[Nixy]

My kid sure as hell tried to be a comedian. At least, most of his material is original.

I just meant if Inky home schooled his kids they wouldn't be funny...it wasn't a general comment...more of a jab at Inky's jokes

 

[Nixy]

I assume this is one of those silly jokes kids repeat over and over and over again.

*can't find it funny
*doesn't know why chicken butt is even related to the question

It's a joke that runs rampant in elementary schools here and still makes me laugh...

"Guess what!"
"Chicken Butt!!"

"Guess Who!"
"Chicken Poo!!!"

 

[markjs]

I just didn't have anything more profound to say. I thought the illustration was hella cute though.

 

[Stop Laughing]

I'm sad to say that in a thousand lifetimes, I'd have never thought chicken butt as the answer to anything, save, where does chicken poop come from.

Actually, Chicken Poop now comes from the lip balm section. I see some of the weirdest products at my store...

 

[tonksy]

At least the "turkey squat" rhymed.

Your "what" rhymes with squat? My Mother's does too. I guess I never knew what your accent would sound like.
My "what" rhymes butt.

 

[Starya]

Hm, I'll admit I never mad allowance for different accents. Fine, keep yer "butt" then.

 

[Luis G]

Your "what" rhymes with squat? My Mother's does too. I guess I never knew what your accent would sound like.
My "what" rhymes butt.

My what rhymes with squat too. It doesn't even sound remotely similar to butt.

 

[tonksy]

Silly Furriners