Guess who's gettin old?

Gato_Solo

Gato_Solo

Out-freaking-standing OTC member
:hbd: HomeLAN! *party*

What a drag it is getting old
Kids are different today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she’s not really ill
There’s a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

Things are different today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband’s just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

Men just aren’t the same today
I hear ev’ry mother say
They just don’t appreciate that you get tired
They’re so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

Life’s just much too hard today,
I hear ev’ry mother say
The pusuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother’s little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
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Damn, all the good gifts are already taken by someone else....lemme think....what to get a good ol' Southern boy, younger than me still....already has beer and strippers and gas....gas in a can I mean...





Ah! Of course! The perfect gift for the Southern male on your list!




Click here for present
 
Wow! Beer, strippers, and gas (although let's face it - the beer will give me the gas, I'm getting old). And duct tape for crowd control! Cool!

Thanks, folks. Feels great to be 29 - again.
 
I wonder if you could genetically engineer a woman to have beer in her breasts.


Or


Maybe


refillable breast implants. You could pump them full of beer, with the spigots in the nipples.



Shit, where'd I put the phone number for the patent office.
 
Happy Birthday!!

I knew it couldn't be me, I already done got... :lloyd:

As I said in another thread, when you get to 40, sell.
 
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