Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint," she asks, "will God get
mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks for a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God will
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American girl could have
enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint," she asks, "will God get
mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks for a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God will
get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama bin Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American girl could have
enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe
we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if
other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound
pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, our
Marines could blow the shit out of him."
there was a film of that as well
classic. good one pt 
I don't get it....