Having a bad day?

AlladinSane

Well-Known Member
The next time you're having a bad day imagine this:
You're a siamese twin.
You're brother, attached to your shoulder is gay.
You're not.
He has a date coming over tonight.
You only have one ass...
*peepwall*
 
:D Thanks for the much-needed perspective! Today's not so bad afterall ... And I bet tomorrow won't be either.
 
whoreable said:
What if ur not gay but you love taking it up the butt?? not so bad then is it???
:tmi:More than we really wanted to know about your personal preferences, dude. :lol:
 
dude i am just sayin that IF i WAS a siamese twin with a gay twin I MIGHT not HATE the butt sex, but I would totally dig girls dude! cause i aint no gay!
 
Indeed, a prostate massage can be quite enjoyable if done properly. Not that I would know first hand or anything.
 
You know what? I kinda am having a bad day. First time in a long time, I usually don't let shit get me down.

These are the days I should have stayed home by myself and had a "me" day. Then I wouldn't have to deal with anyone else and I'd let this general crumminess pass. I guess I'll have to settle for my vacation coming up in ...*counts on fingers*... 9 days. :shrug:
 
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