here's a big secret...

And at home, I've McEwans, Tartan, Moosehead Ale (not that lager crap) Clancy's and a Mongoose chilling. I'll think of you all when I open them one by one.
 
Professur said:
And at home, I've McEwans, Tartan, Moosehead Ale (not that lager crap) Clancy's and a Mongoose chilling. I'll think of you all when I open them one by one.
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Thats just cruel man! Too cruel! :D
 
No. Cruel is posting as I open them, one by one. Describing in detail, every sweet drop of golden nectar as it slithers and claws it's way to my liver.
 
Professur said:
No. Cruel is posting as I open them, one by one. Describing in detail, every sweet drop of golden nectar as it slithers and claws it's way to my liver.
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No thats... bastardly Prof... beyond cruel! :D
 
Oh, no, my dear. For me, that's just the openning salvo. I can make it so much worse once it's begun. It's like taking a woman to the point of orgasm, and holding her there. Hour upon hour. Never letting her have a breath of relief. To the point where the orgasm itself is secondary. (did you know that, if you hold a woman like that for an hour, and then (making sure your penis is very well lubed) drive into her, bottoming out in one stroke, you'll go deaf and bald?)
 
Professur said:
It's like taking a woman to the point of orgasm, and holding her there. Hour upon hour. Never letting her have a breath of relief. To the point where the orgasm itself is secondary.
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Oh Goodness, now i'm gonna be horney for the rest of the day!!! :winkkiss:
 
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