I am an Instigator

[Nixy]

I know I shouldn't be but I am!

 

[kuulani]

*taking nix's advice and installing periscope to spy on nalani*

 

[Professur]

*flips pages* According to Oxford, instigator is the polite term for shit disturber.

 

[alwayenoughram]

Call out the instigator. There's something in the air.

--Thunderclap Numan

 

[kuulani]

*flips pages* According to Oxford, instigator is the polite term for shit disturber.

okay, nix, exactly what are you instigating here?

 

[Nixy]

I was instigating or "stating shit" if you will by suggesting the periscope and the reason for the periscope.

 

[nalani]

*is confused*

why a periscope to spy on me?

and ku'u, I tell you everything anyway Even the stuff you don't want to know

 

[Nixy]

*chuckles* *hopes ku'u will initiate mission soon*

 

[Luis G]

getting back the lost conditioner?

 

[kuulani]

*whispering to nalani*
psst ... I don't know why she wanted a periscope, but she might bitchslap me if I don't obey her orders ... she IS the head bitchslap cheerleader you know.

 

[kuulani]

getting back the lost conditioner?

I've given up on my conditioner I'm afraid I'll never see it again *sniff, sniff* My poor hair ... I can never use conditioner again without thinking of the one I lost. It's just too soon to talk about it ...

 

[Luis G]

ok, conditioner replacements, kitchen oil for 10 minutes (only when really dry hair), avocado for 30 minutes, mayonese for 5 minutes......

etc etc......

 

[PT]

*is confused*

why a periscope to spy on me?

Maybe it's the whole You live in the middle of the PACIFIC Ocean thing?

 

[Nixy]

*glares at Ku'u* The plan MUST succeed!

 

[kuulani]

ok, conditioner replacements, kitchen oil for 10 minutes (only when really dry hair), avocado for 30 minutes, mayonese for 5 minutes......

etc etc......

Are you trying to condition my hair, or make a dip for chips?

 

[Luis G]

ok, forget about the cooking oil, i don't know exactly what kind of kitchen oil it should be.

do the other "methods" only do it once a month.....or when really dry hair, or....you can always buy a new conditioner and hide it from certain person

And yes, i'm trying to condition your hair