I bought a new walking stick today...

[Aunty Em]

... my hip has been giving me a bit of jip just lately and I find that after I've been walking for a while I could do with something to lean on. It's a nice shiny collapsable metal one that I can put in my bag until I need it. It should also be useful for beating the crap out of any little sod who thinks that just because I'm using a stick I'm easy meat.... and it's a legal too...

 

[unclehobart]

Fill the last 5 inches up with epoxy and buckshot. That should make for a grand yob thumper.

 

[lacemyster]

Ooooooo, a hitting stick

 

[ris]

*note to self - aunty now armed and dangerous

 

[Professur]

Up here, the old folk have an ice spike that they add to the end. Nasty suprise to anyone.

 

[chcr]

It should also be useful for beating the crap out of any little sod who thinks that just because I'm using a stick I'm easy meat.... and it's a legal too...

There's a show from England on PBS over here called "Waiting for God." Ever seen it????

 

[ris]

yeah, two crabby old bastards in a old-folks home. pathetic bbc1 sitcom usually followed by one foot in the grave or keeping up appearances

 

[Aunty Em]

*note to self - aunty now armed and dangerous

I've always been armed and dangerous... it just hasn't been obvious before...