I looked & looked

Gonz

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I had to go drive around a blue state on Inauguration Day. After checking orders from Rush & GW, we had a meeting of the Evil Conservative Industries Corporation World Conglomeration. It was decided that, in support of GW's SECOND inauguration & in general spite of the "Not One Damned Dime" morons, we had to spend money & do generally EVIL CONSERVATIVE things. I had to leave early so I left the faxing & notofication to others.

I bought 200 gallons of low grade diesel fuel & never shut my truck off.
That's where the fun ended,

I was so looking forward to a Dolphin Steak with Porpoise eye salad. Couldn't find one.

For dinner, I wasd considering a Spotted Owl Casserole...couldn't find that either.

I figured the third goal should be easy...but noooo. I couldn't find a single unregistererd handgun. I should have gone all the way to Detroit.

Well, either eay, GW had a great speech & now we know for a fact that blue states filter their faxes.
 
The evil empire told me to burn a tire for Earth Day. I didn't understand it... but since I am a mindless drone, I made it a double.
 
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