I love you people

Justintime · Apr 2, 2003

thugh i am drunk!

Squiggy · Apr 2, 2003

Everybody loves me when they're drunk....

Justintime · Apr 2, 2003

i love me as well, my mirror has hickies!

fury · Apr 2, 2003

Hey, no drinking and moderating!

chcr · Apr 2, 2003

i love me as well, my mirror has hickies!

But, eh... I’ve always kind of been partial to calling myself up on the phone and asking myself out. You know... (whoops from the audience). Oh yeah, you call yourself up too, huh? Yeah... Well, one thing about it, you’re always around! Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you ask yourself out, you know. Some class joint somewhere. The Burrito King or something. You know... Well, I ain’t cheap, you know. Take yourself out for a couple of drinks maybe, you know. Then you’ll be... some provocative conversation on the way home. And park in front of the house, you know, and you... Oh yeah, you´re smooth with it... you know, you put a little nice music on. Maybe you put on like... you know... like shopping music, something that’s not too interruptive, you know. And then, you know, and eh... slide over real nice, you know, say, ’Oh, I think you have something in your eye’. Eh-heh-heh. Well, maybe it’s not that romantic with you, but Christ, you know! It ain’t... you know...
Take myself up to the porch, and take myself inside. Oh, maybe... I make a little something, a brandy snifter or something. 'Would you like to listen to some of my back records? I got someting here...' Well, usually about 2.30 in the morning you’ve ended up taking advantage of yourself and...

--Tom Waits