I've gotten some bad burns too Ku'u, I feel your pain. Literally-I had sympathy pain when I read that.
I had this stuff called 'Ocean Potion' that was Lidocaine to numb the skin and Aloe. It was awesome. Someone got it from a surf shop and gave it to me when I got a bad burn. I was going to buy some aloe and grow it at home. Do you have any handy?