I NEED this hard hat

[Q]

This thing is seriously coooool. I can't really think of anything I need more desperately than a hard hat with a giant rhino horn on the front. I called up Buc's Heaven ...I hope the guy calles me back.

Hey? where's my pic?

ok, go here instead http://www.sptimes.com/2003/01/25/bucs_sb_012503/bucs_06.html

 

[chcr]

Ohhhh....-kay.

 

[Squiggy]

You are planning to use it as intended....Right?

 

[Q]

Well, it has a horn....doesn't it?

...if you mean use it as it was intended by the hippo, it's a distinct possibility.

 

[Squiggy]

Butt of course...

 

[Q]

I think the moron running the west elevator might think twice about pissing me off if I was sportin' that bad boy. I feel a whole new level of respect coming on right now.

 

[Squiggy]

OH SHIT! Suzy with her horns up...

 

[Squiggy]

But the dyke might find it arousing....

 

[Q]

CHARGE!!!!!!!

 

[chcr]

 

[Gonz]

OH SHIT! Suzy with her horns up...

Just another day at the orifice