once, after showering, i wrapped myself in a towel and began to walk to my bedroom to put on some clothes, well, i had to pass my screen door to do that, and wouldn't you know, jehovah witnesses were there right at that moment, about to ring my bell.
well, since they saw me, i couldn't very well pretend i wasn't home.
so there i am, standing in the doorway in my towel as they begin their little talk, um, hello ... no i'm not interested. can i go put on some clothes now?