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I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the
dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!" The radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued. and 'On The Road Again' came
from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their
awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
I LOVE this car!
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I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the
dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't
figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!" The radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" He continued. and 'On The Road Again' came
from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every
time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical
music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their
awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
"ASSHOLES!" I yelled.
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on
guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....
I LOVE this car!
