I'm dreaming...

OK, I feel I must object here on behalf of all rednecks everywhere. It's trash like this that gives our culture a bad name. This piece of filth is rife with misnomers, inaccurate stereotypes, and blatant racism.

Just to give you a small example - ANY redneck worth his spit can KNOWS you never, and I mean NEVER, serve Mad Dog wine with Miller Lite. Mad Dog goes with Milwaukee's Best, and Miller Lite is best served with Boone's Farm.

Fuckin' Yankee racist bastards.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
OK, I feel I must object here on behalf of all rednecks everywhere. It's trash like this that gives our culture a bad name. This piece of filth is rife with misnomers, inaccurate stereotypes, and blatant racism.

Just to give you a small example - ANY redneck worth his spit can KNOWS you never, and I mean NEVER, serve Mad Dog wine with Miller Lite. Mad Dog goes with Milwaukee's Best, and Miller Lite is best served with Boone's Farm.

Fuckin' Yankee racist bastards.
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I stand corrected (and chastised). :D
 
Shouldn't this be, more accurately titled, Trailer Trash, rather than white trash? Not all slobs in trailers are white...as we can see from Inky's linky... :swing:
 
Inky's linky? Would that mean a link to something bad would be Inky's stinky linky? Would a link to porn be Inky's kinky linky? Would a link to a site ran by a certain right-leaning member from Phoenix be Inky's Winky linky?
 
Gato_Solo said:
Shouldn't this be, more accurately titled, Trailer Trash, rather than white trash? Not all slobs in trailers are white...as we can see from Inky's linky... :swing:
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And not all of us white folk in trailers are slobs either.
 
Professur said:
And not all of us white folk in trailers are slobs either.
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Why sure you are. Just as all Georgia residents are toothless inbred hicks. Just as all Californians are __________ *insert favorite California stereotype here*. Just as all people who enjoy opera are rich white philanthropists. All Canadians are snotty, all blacks are on welfare and selling cocaine, all police officers are dirty bastards who abuse their authority, and all pit bull dogs are vicious killers.

Stereotypes are our friends. We should embrace them and use them at every available opportunity. It makes us all feel better about our own fucked up lives.

[/SnP sarcastic voice]
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Why sure you are. Just as all Georgia residents are toothless inbred hicks. Just as all Californians are __________ *insert favorite California stereotype here*. Just as all people who enjoy opera are rich white philanthropists. All Canadians are snotty, all blacks are on welfare and selling cocaine, all police officers are dirty bastards who abuse their authority, and all pit bull dogs are vicious killers.

Stereotypes are our friends. We should embrace them and use them at every available opportunity. It makes us all feel better about our own fucked up lives.

[/SnP sarcastic voice]
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I have never sold cocaine...and I enjoy opera, depending on the composer...Do I still qualify for the welfare check? I can always use the extra 'cheddar'. :D


BTW...It's folks from Arkansas that are toothless and in-bred. Arkansas is not an expensive place to live, either...unless you're the tooth fairy... :grinyes:
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Why sure you are. Just as all Georgia residents are toothless inbred hicks. Just as all Californians are __________ *insert favorite California stereotype here*. Just as all people who enjoy opera are rich white philanthropists. All Canadians are snotty, all blacks are on welfare and selling cocaine, all police officers are dirty bastards who abuse their authority, and all pit bull dogs are vicious killers.

Stereotypes are our friends. We should embrace them and use them at every available opportunity. It makes us all feel better about our own fucked up lives.

[/SnP sarcastic voice]
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That reminds me of a Blake Clark line. Something like, "You northerners think we're all toothless hicks who live in trailers and date our cousins. Well, I never dated my cousin. Fucked her, sure, but I never took her anywhere." :D
 
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