In Pharmacology, most drugs have two names, a trade
name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a
generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts,
it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of
Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,
Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Also, Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will
soon be available in liquid form, and will be
marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs" and just a good
old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT&DO."
