Premise: A man speaking out in defense of his homeland and culture and beliefs, while still in said homeland. Bravo. World needs more of it.
Content: Humorous at times, self-serving to be sure, more accurate than a lot of people are willing to admit, and utterly useless. He got it off his chest. Cool beans. Now see what it changes.
I admit, I did laugh out loud at the "egg timer export" line though. Style points for that.