President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar in Washington D.C.
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and
Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this
time, and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why are you going
to kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about
the 140 million Iraqis".
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and
Powell sitting over there?"
The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor.
What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this
time, and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why are you going
to kill a blonde with big tits?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and
says, "See, smart ass, I told you no one would worry about
the 140 million Iraqis".
