Know your state Motto!

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> Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
>
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
>
> Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.
>
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything.
>
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
>
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
>
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet.
>
> Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
>
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
>
> Georgia:We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
>
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave
> Your Money)
>
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well, Okay, We're Not, But The
> Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
>
> Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"
>
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
>
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
>
> Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
>
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
>
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,? ? ? But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign.
>
> Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
>
> Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
>
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden 's.
>
> Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians.
>
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
>
> Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
>
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
>
> Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Left-wing Crazies and >very Little Else.
>
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
>
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
>
> New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
>
> New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
> Right here!
>
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
>
> New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right
> To An Attorney...
>
> North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
>
> North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
>
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan.
>
> Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing.
>
> Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner.
>
> Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal.
>
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island.
>
> South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually
> Surrender Yet.
>
> South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota.
>
> Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State.
>
> Texas: Se Hablo Ingles.
>
> Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
>
> Vermont: Ay, Yep.
>
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
>
> Washington: We have more rain than you do.
>
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really!
>
> Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese with us!
>
> Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
 
Louisiana...we have good coffee and suck the juice out of the heads of mud bugs

Louisiana...step outside and breathe bath water

Louisiana....where the toothbrush was invented, otherwise it would be called a TEETHbrush
 
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat.

So's a blowtorch.

Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State.

Now that's spelt wrong. Y'all know it's "staight."
 
simplyred said:
Louisiana...we have good coffee and suck the juice out of the heads of mud bugs

Louisiana...step outside and breathe bath water

Louisiana....where the toothbrush was invented, otherwise it would be called a TEETHbrush
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See I get all confused on the plural of toothbrush...is it toothbrushes or teethbrush? Where is Pedanticman when you need him?
 
tonksy said:
See I get all confused on the plural of toothbrush...is it toothbrushes or teethbrush? Where is Pedanticman when you need him?
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Toothbrushes. You pluralize the whole word you are using. :)
 
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