Leaving work early

freako104

freako104

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LEAVING WORK EARLY
> Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each
> day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided
> that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all,
> she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went
> home early??
> The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening,
> spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
> The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa
> before meeting a dinner date.
> The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when
> she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and
> quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in
> bed with her lady boss!! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her
> house.
> The next day at coffee break, the brunette and the redhead planned to
> leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with
> them.
> "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday......"
 
Back in the dim reaches of antiquity known as my youth, that was a pollock joke. Still funny though.
 
How many Pollocks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

101--1 to hold the bulb and 100 to turn the house.
 
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