Let´s write Haikus!

[sbcanada]

Let's write Haikus!

A Haiku is just like an American poem, accept it doesn't rhyme, and is totally stupid.

- Mr. Garrison, South Park



It has 3 lines, with 5, 7, 5 syllables in each line. Go crazy!

 

[sbcanada]

I will never see
A person as talented
Or lucky as me

- SB

 

[unclehobart]

I like SPAM haikus.

 

[kuulani]

Slipping & Sliding
While we are mudwrestling
Dirty, blissful fun

 

[sbcanada]

 

[unclehobart]

Slabs of naked SPAM
Beckon from the lunch counter.
"I'll have the fish sticks."

 

[unclehobart]

World runs out of food
Except SPAM and dead people.
Soylent Green stocks rise.

 

[unclehobart]

Hormel buys Seuss' rights.
Revised children's book hits stores:
"Eat Green Eggs and SPAM."

 

[sbcanada]

Nice, unc.

 

[unclehobart]

SPAM as a sex toy:
Soft, safe, self-lubricated.
Afterwards: warm lunch.

 

[unclehobart]

Millions starve in Chad.
U.S. sends massive SPAM aid.
Millions starve in Chad.

 

[sbcanada]

Here's a warm, heartfelt one:

A cat runs away,
Many dogs like to go stray,
I'll forever stay.

Damn I'm sentimental.

 

[greenfreak]

Hi Ku'u!

psst... Unc didn't make those up himself. shhhh![/siz]

 

[MuFu]

All hail the hairy axe wound!
Don't knock lesbianism until you've tried it,
Alas, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

MuFu.

 

[sbcanada]

Originally posted by MuFu
All hail the hairy axe wound!
Don't knock lesbianism until you've tried it,
Alas, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

MuFu.

You didn't follow the rules, Moof.... you goof.

 

[Gonz]

There once was a man
from Nanucket, whose...

wait those are lymrics, sorry

 

[MuFu]

Originally posted by sbcanada

Originally posted by MuFu
All hail the hairy axe wound!
Don't knock lesbianism until you've tried it,
Alas, my cat's breath smells like cat food.

MuFu.

You didn't follow the rules, Moof.... you goof.

Oh yeah. Shite.

Well... screw you all. Bloody poofs.

MuFu.

 

[MuFu]

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM



MuFu.

 

[kuulani]

The only remains
After we've all departed
Are SPAM and roaches

 

[MuFu]

Give me some lovin'.
Although porn will do for now;
Until I get laid.

MuFu.