A squad of American soldiers were patrolling along the Iraqi border when they found a badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch alongside the road. A moment later, they found a battered American soldier who was still barely alive in the ditch on the other side of the road. They ran to him, cradled his blood-covered head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered. "I was walking down this road armed to the teeth. I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard, looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is an unprincipled lying piece of trash.' He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'Bill Clinton, Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy, and most of your Democrats are unprincipled, lying pieces of trash, too!' That's when we were both standing there shaking hands and the truck hit us."
