Little old ladies...

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Two little old ladies had been very long-time close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion.


It was not long before Mrs. Murphy felt very lonesome for Mrs. Cohen, so one day she asked to be driven to the Jewish Home to visit her old friend. When she arrived she was greeted with open arms,hugs, and kisses.

Mrs. Murphy said "Don't be holdin' back, Mrs. Cohen, how do you like it here?"

Mrs. Cohen went on and on about the wonderful food, the facility and the care takers.

Then, with a twinkle in her eye, she said, "But the best thing is that I now have a boyfriend." Mrs. Murphy said, "Now isn't that wonderful. Tell me about it." And Mrs. Cohen said, "After lunch we go up to my room and sit on the edge of the bed.

I let him touch me on the top, and then on the bottom, and then we sing Jewish songs."
Mrs. Murphy said, "For sure it's a blessing. I'm so glad for you Mrs.Cohen."

Mrs. Cohen said, "And how is it with you, Mrs. Murphy?"
Mrs. Murphy said it was also wonderful at her new facility, and that she also had a boyfriend.

Mrs. Cohen said, "Good for you! So what do you do?"
"We also go up to my room after lunch and sit on the edge of the bed.

I let him touch me on top, and then I let him touch me down below."

Mrs. Cohen said, "Yes? And then....?"


Mrs. Murphy said, "Well, since we don't know any Jewish songs, we fuck.

 

[Mare]

 

[Mare]

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently revealed the true story.


When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel i n the United States . If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones at Dell giving technical advice.

 

[Luis G]