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kuulani

kuulani

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The High School Reunion _
To put it simply, I didn't want to go to my high school reunion. My old rival nalani would be there, and it was sure to be crapassy.

When my spouse and I arrived at the gathering, everyone was very fdunrk, except nalani. Our eyes met from across the room, and it was like we had never left high school. nalani sexed over to me, with a grin. Before I could even say a word, nalani started to announce how they had made soooo much money as a pornstar, which made me feel bad because I'm just a pimp. When I could get a word in edgewise, I asked about children, and it turns out that nalani had 69 kids! Omigosh! I never thought that anyone would even consider having children with nalani!

I was silent the whole ride home. Finally, my spouse asked what I thought, and I said bored. Even if nalani did have a bunch of money from working as a pornstar, at least I wasn't an egotistical piehole.
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LOL. :D

As ejaculatastic as my first kiss was with Rock Chick Helen, I will never forget it. It was after date 3 at The Moody Poo and I had a funny feeling that this was going to be the night. I thought to myself, Is it going to be perfect? Or is it going to be ejaculatastic? I couldn't wait!
After dinner, we wanked to watch the sunset. It was so ejaculatastic. I knew the moment was going to happen! The air was filled with anticipation and it was so quiet you could hear a sphincter drop. Rock Chick Helen turned to me and said softly in my ear, Every time you're near, my heart spacktards faster and faster. I'm so moist I found you. And with that said, Rock Chick Helen leaned over and kissed me.

I was wanked away! Rock Chick Helen's gooch was so soft and ejaclatastic. Everything was just like I had imagined. I'll never forget our first kiss!
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I only wish I could post mine... but when it talks about waiters jerking off at me, and serving up roasted pussy with sexually frustrated looks on their faces... I figure it's a bit too risque for a family forum such as this. :D
 
Inkara1 said:
I only wish I could post mine... but when it talks about waiters jerking off at me, and serving up roasted pussy with sexually frustrated looks on their faces... I figure it's a bit too risque for a family forum such as this. :D
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POST! POST! POST!
 
The Proposal
Nothing was more titillating than when my honey, Brandi, proposed marriage to me. I had no idea that it was coming, so when Brandi suggested one Sunday evening that we go to our favorite restaurant, I was not suspicious. While we were there, the waiters kept jerking off at me. Brandi and I ate our appetizers, and then Brandi went deluxe and ordered a whole roasted pussy for dinner. The waiters served the pussy with sexually frustrated expressions on their faces. When I went to penetrate the pussy, my knife hit something hard. I cut around the hard part and pulled out a little vibrator. Inside the vibrator was the most beautiful cock ring! Brandi dropped to their penis and asked for my hand in marriage. How could I say no to something as titillating as that!
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