Marital Bliss

[A.B.Normal]

Marital bliss is such a wonderful thing.....


A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves

assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing room, the

two are tired and fall asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and

she in the lower.


At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying,

"Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach

into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."


"I have a better idea," she replies.


"Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."


"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.


"Good," she replies. "Get your own f...ing blanket!"


After a moment of silence, he farted.

 

[BeardofPants]

 

[chcr]

*That was the dog, not me.*

 

[kuulani]

 

[PrincessLissa]

That is awesome.

 

[freako104]

 

[Mare]

After a moment of silence, he farted.


I liked that joke alot!!!

 

[Inkara1]

That last line is classic.

 

[ClaireBear]

Sheer brilliance...

*CB copies and pastes to memory to be retold in the pub*