Marriage Does NOT make you happy.

[PT]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/03/17/marriage.poll.reut/index.html

Who'd a thunk it?

 

[A.B.Normal]

Who'd a thunk it?

 

[Professur]

I never seem to fit.

 

[Squiggy]

But divorce is sooooo GREAT!

 

[PT]

But divorce is sooooo GREAT!

It can be...

I think I'm happier now than I've ever been, still have a somewhat crappy outlook on life, but that's mainly cause I still think I'm gonna die someday.

 

[Professur]

You've been wrong before. Lots of times.

 

[Squiggy]

Well...life sucks here too. But that sense of shedding an albatross was quite enjoyable...

 

[Professur]

But why would you marry an albatross in the first place?

?(

 

[PT]

I did, they're hard to spot til you sleep with one for 9 years or so.

 

[Professur]

Well, DUH. You sleep with your eyes closed. No shit it's gonna be hard to spot anything.

 

[Squiggy]

 

[Spirit]

I'll never marry again. Even IF I fall madly in love - nope... not gonna do it.

 

[kuulani]

*likes my marriage of 4 months*

 

[chcr]

Y'know, it's been one of the best things that ever happened to me. I didn't get married till I was 36 though. As for happy, well I was happy before and I'm happy now.

 

[Leslie]

Re: Re: Marriage Does NOT make you happy.

Who'd a thunk it?

*shoots hand up in air* me! me! Pick ME!

 

[AlladinSane]

I think it doesn't. Still I would like to try.

 

[freako104]

ill never know since i dont plan to ever get married

 

[Luis G]

Men discovered cristal so they invented the bottle.
Women discovered cristal so they invented the mirror.

Men discovered cards and they invented the game.
Women discovered cards and they invented sorcery.

Men discoverd the word and they invented the conversation.
Women discovered conversation and they invented jigger.

Men discovered money and they invented commerce.
Women discovered commerce and they invented credit.

Men discovered food and they invented lunch.
Women discovered lunch and they invented the maid.

Men discovered women and they invented sex.
Women discovered sex and they invented marriage.

And ever since, the men refuse to invent things

 

[PT]

I like that Luis. Good show.

 

[unclehobart]

jigger?