Inkara1
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Three fathers are in the waiting room at a maternity ward, awaiting news on their wives and babies.
The first father is informed that his wife gave birth to twins; mother and babies are doing fine. "Isn't that great?!" he exclaims. "I'm a manager for a little league team called the Twins!"
The second father is informed his wife gave birth to triplets; mother and kids are doing fine. "Incredible!" he exclaims. "I'm a supervisor at the 3M factory. Everybody will be thrilled."
The third father is going into shock. The doctors ask him, "What's your problem?" He replies, "I'm a truck driver for 84 Lumber!"
The first father is informed that his wife gave birth to twins; mother and babies are doing fine. "Isn't that great?!" he exclaims. "I'm a manager for a little league team called the Twins!"
The second father is informed his wife gave birth to triplets; mother and kids are doing fine. "Incredible!" he exclaims. "I'm a supervisor at the 3M factory. Everybody will be thrilled."
The third father is going into shock. The doctors ask him, "What's your problem?" He replies, "I'm a truck driver for 84 Lumber!"
