microwave rant

[kuulani]

so i'm fricken' starving and pop my lunch in the micro ... of course when it comes out, the top is hot but the bottom is freezing, so i pop it back in. now it's too hot and i'm waiting for it to cool down.

i'm starving ... so i guess i'll risk great physical harm and shovel this scalding lunch down my throat

 

[brownjenkins]

medium heat for a bit longer and stir a few times if you can

*microwave pro*

 

[BeardofPants]

*proudly doesn't own a microwave* Those things are evil, I tell you... evil! they speak to me...

 

[IDLEchild]

Thats it?

I thought you had a real problem with a microwave.

 

[Stop Laughing]

Try cleaning out burned popcorn, that stuff reeks.

 

[Inkara1]

Thats it?

I thought you had a real problem with a microwave.

 

[tonksy]

i always flip whatever it is once during cooking...um..or stir it whatever the case may be. but i hardly ever use mine beyond canned soup.

 

[pc_builder]

medium heat for a bit longer and stir a few times if you can

can't be bothered... too lazy.

 

[kuulani]

to idle and inky, its too early to think of something witty to say

 

[BeardofPants]

can't be bothered... too lazy.

Well, that's the whole problem with you Americans.

 

[Stop Laughing]

*too lazy to think of a witty response to that*

 

[Gato_Solo]

*proudly doesn't own a microwave* Those things are evil, I tell you... evil! they speak to me...

Luddite..

 

[BeardofPants]

I prefer pulchritudinous luddite.

I can't help things break when I'm around... must be my foot odour.

 

[pc_builder]

Well, that's the whole problem with you Americans.

Well. Where do you think the term "Lazy American" comes from?

 

[Rose]

I always thought "Lazy American" was rather redundant, no?

 

[Stop Laughing]

Ooh, did someone say redundancy?

*does very complicated things with redundancy at least twice a year*

 

[IDLEchild]

I always thought "Lazy American" was rather redundant, no?

Actually Americans have some of the longest work days in the world and work involving far more physical activity....can't say the same about productivity.


Americans are a lot more hard working then foriegniers percieve them to be.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I prefer pulchritudinous luddite.

I can't help things break when I'm around... must be my foot odour.

Stick them in the microwave for 10 seconds on low, and then dunk into a cool tub of water...

 

[PrincessLissa]

Luckily I don't use the micro a whole lot. Only to reheat food. I think I would do the medium temp thing.

 

[BeardofPants]

Stick them in the microwave for 10 seconds on low, and then dunk into a cool tub of water...

Silly bugger...