Might I suggest a maid?

[tonksy]

Gotta be cheaper than the legal fees.

Guy kipnaps ex to get his ironing done.

 

[Luis G]

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

So does this make him an "ex offender"?

 

[Gonz]

Where is that tomato button?

As for the fool in the story...good thing her didn't hire a nekkid house keeper.