Most Embarrassing thing one of your Own children did.

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I went upstairs in the church to pick up my oldest son from bible school when he was around 7 years old. It wasn't quite over yet, and the leader was asking them if any of them had any special prayers they wanted to say. My son stands up and says, " I want to pray for my Daddy to quit doing drugs." Of course every one in the room looked at me. There wasn't much explaining I felt I could do and look any better, so we just left.

Explanation:

My son had just had drug awareness classes at school, where they explained to him that cigarettes and alcohol were drugs.
 
:rofl2:

Mine's a double, my first one was bad enough, he used to walk up to strangers at 2 years old and ask, "do you have a penis?", then say, "I do!" and proceed to try to whip it out and show it off. :laugh5:

A few weeks ago however, my youngest went to my neighbour's, was sitting chatting with her, when suddenly, out he comes with, "my mommy has a penis." :eek: :laugh:
 
ROFLMAO @ les

My little cousin walked up to his neighbour one day and said "My daddy somes and drinks beer and my mommy is mean to me!" He is 1.5 years old. His dad does smoke and drink (not an alcoholic) but his mom is NOT mean to him, she is SUCH a good mom!
 
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