My friend Dave

[chcr]

You know, I told my friend Dave about this forum. Hwants to know why we never talk about the war of Yankee aggression...

 

[Q]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH different war crap

 

[Professur]

Tell your friend Dave to come here and ask his own damn questions.

 

[Gonz]

Dave's not here man

 

[ris]

dave? who's dave man?

 

[Leslie]

Does Dave know Steve?

 

[Q]

Steve never talks to me anymore

 

[Leslie]

Gee, that's SO sad!!! I wonder howcome that is?

 

[ris]

no man, dave's not here man

 

[Q]

I have no idea...

 

[ris]

cheech and chong up in smoke, man

 

[Q]

Was Steve in that movie?

 

[ris]

no idea, i think dave wasn't

 

[Q]

Steve prolly wasn't either....his sense of humor is kinda......lacking

 

[chcr]

Sorry, sorry, there is no Dave, there's just me and I'm an idiot. You know, there are people on this forum who aren't from the US? Well, so did I but I seem to have forgotten it for a moment. The Wor of Yankee Aggression is what the people here in the south call the American Civil War (it doesn't seem to occur to them that they lost). I was trying to be facetious, since all we talk about recently in RW is history. Just a bit too obscure, huh?

 

[Q]

So ....where does Dave live again?

 

[Professur]

T'would seem in TN somewhere.

 

[Q]

Must live in a cave. How else could he have not heard of the Civil War?

....Wars never seemed very civil to me, maybe that
s what's got him confused

 

[Professur]

Well, this one's got me confused. Who won?

Americans fighting americans. That leaves me noone to rooot for.

 

[Q]

Well, you're pretty fond of the French. You could root for them, I guess.