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TexasRaceLady

TexasRaceLady

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How bitchy is this but I love it.

THE PERFECT DRESS

Chloe's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents'nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later,Chloe was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Chloe asked her step- mother to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Chloe told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Chloe asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE,
WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
 
Gonz said:
I don't get it but it must be something good.
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Now the young step-mom won't be able to show off her dress the day of the wedding without looking like she copied mom. Embarassing for a woman, but not for a man...:shrug:
 
Even worse, since the mom wore that to the rehearsal, it makes it look like that dress was considered second best from the outset.

Then there's the whole "she's got just another one of my castoffs" in referrence to the ex husband.

It's evil on so many different levels.
 
BeardofPants said:
I'm a terrible woman, I didn't get it until gato 'spained it. :retard:
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Naw ,your just a nice person,us guys are more able to see the evilness of women,albeit usually after the fact.


Note : until they come out with a "punctuation extension" for Firefox I'm doomed to over comma.:cool4:
 
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