Naked man arrested for trying to have sex with taxi cab

[Inkara1]

A naked man was arrested Saturday on suspicion of trying to have sex with a taxi cab in Avila Beach, authorities said.
Cody Eugene Williams, 27, of El Dorado Hills, was found about 6:15 p.m. on First Street wearing only his birthday suit and simulating intercourse on the windshield of the cab, according to San Luis Obispo County Sheriff’s officials.
The cabbie was still inside the taxi, investigators said.
Williams, reportedly intoxicated, also jumped on at least three other cars and broke a windshield, sheriff's officials said.
Williams was booked at County Jail on suspicion of vandalism, indecent exposure and committing a lewd act.

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[Gonz]

dumbass

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

.

 

[tonksy]

Auto arousal....he's doing it wrong.

 

[MrBishop]

Lube job - not like the good 'ol days.

 

[2minkey]

at least the picnic table had a hole.

well, i guess there are holes in taxi cabs.... but not on the windshield.

 

[Gonz]

sure there are...really really small ones

 

[chcr]

I think the taxi was asking for it.

 

[tonksy]

Wearing those short little wipers and all....

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Was the taxi a 1990 or older model? If not we got a sex offender to register.

 

[BeardofPants]

Wait... how many car years to human years?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I dunno, but if the equation has anything to do with African swallows I'm screwed.

 

[Gonz]

That's what he was hoping too.

 

[2minkey]

probably NWS...

http://ratdick.com/images/hole.jpg

 

[BeardofPants]

I'm not clicking anything that has 'ratdick' in it.

 

[A.B.Normal]

I'm not clicking anything that has 'ratdick' in it.

for me it was

probably Not Work Safe...

wth does that mean?

 

[2minkey]

I'm not clicking anything that has 'ratdick' in it.

yeah, well, puppiessunshineandwholesomepurethoughts.com wasn't available at the time.

wuss.

 

[chcr]

I'm not clicking anything that has 'ratdick' in it.

It wasn't that bad, but it was NWS.