New Holiday

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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no
special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or
just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why I have created
this new holiday.....

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been
created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how
much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on
the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak
and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men
everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a
more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
 
PuterTutor said:
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
find romantic.
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Que? You americans must do things in a funny way then 'cos over here it's an opportunity for both sexes to show each other how they feel and get romantic - kids staying at grannies, candlelit dinner and an early night sounds good.... come to think of it, who needs valentine's for that? :confuse3: Life must be bad when you have to make an appointment and a yearly one at that!... :eek: :(
 
I'm with you Auntie... We celebrate mutually--not just him giving me chocolate or something. As a matter of fact, I bought Rusty's gifts early and gave them to him already.

lol @ Spot
That's what we're doing today, having steak (marinated in A-1 steak sauce--my favorite) and bought a bunch of munchies for before the game.
 
BS! Valentines is for the wimins. A toast to PT:headbang:

of course, my anniversary is 2 days before valentines so I combine 'em :D
 
Gonz said:
of course, my anniversary is 2 days before valentines so I combine 'em :D
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Ooh, you meanie! Have you been studying the Blue Meanie code? J/k :lol: :p

Maybe your other half can combine your christmas and birthday presents? :eek:
 
Rusty's birthday and our anniversary is the same day, 9 days before Valentine's Day so February is a big month for both of us. I'll be caring for my friend's dog for a week starting on the 15th so I won't be seeing Rusty much right after Valentines. (I'm staying at her house during this time) We'll have to make sure we make Valentine's Day count!! :D
 
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Aunty Em said:
Que? You americans must do things in a funny way then 'cos over here it's an opportunity for both sexes to show each other how they feel and get romantic
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YEap, that's how it works in here too, sometimes i feel bad because girls usually give a lot of presents, even if you are only a friend. And all i say to them is "thank you".

The thing i hate is many girls usually tell me, here's your present for the 14th and the 15th. They should give me two presents :D
 
Believe me, it doesn't feel nice to receive a gift and don't give one back.
 
greenfreak said:
Rusty's birthday and our anniversary is the same day, 9 days before Valentine's Day so February is a big month for both of us. I'll be caring for my friend's dog for a week starting on the 15th so I won't be seeing Rusty much right after Valentines. (I'm staying at her house during this time) We'll have to make sure we make Valentine's Day count!! :D
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My parents wedding anniversary and my birthday 18th March are the same day. I always used to think they got the better end of the deal...:(
 
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Aunty Em said:
PuterTutor said:
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your
fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with
gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women
find romantic.
Click to expand...

Que? You americans must do things in a funny way then 'cos over here it's an opportunity for both sexes to show each other how they feel and get romantic - kids staying at grannies, candlelit dinner and an early night sounds good.... come to think of it, who needs valentine's for that? :confuse3: Life must be bad when you have to make an appointment and a yearly one at that!... :eek: :(
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Most american women are terminally egotistical and lazy. If the men don't prove their undying loyalty and affection, the wimmen open their housecoat to the milkman. It's sad really.;)
 
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Professur said:
Most american women are terminally egotistical and lazy. If the men don't prove their undying loyalty and affection, the wimmen open their housecoat to the milkman. It's sad really.;)
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Hmmm, from what I know of american women it's dangerous to libel them and still keep your balls. :eek: But since I don't have any ~ Personally, I thought it was the postie or the poolman. ;) :p
 
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