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WARNINGS
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees or lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real
gode.
Due to increasing product liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
--------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
--------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead, knees or lower back.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
----------------------------------------------
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real
gode.
