odd news...

[Squiggy]

Man Fatally Bitten by Sexually Aroused Horse

May 10, 9:48 am ET
WARSAW (Reuters) - A sexually excited stallion bit a Polish man to death when he tried to calm the beast, which had become uncontrollably aroused by a nearby mare, police said.

 

[Squiggy]

Policeman Arrested Driving in Fishnet Tights

May 10, 9:48 am ET
PARIS (Reuters) - A French policeman faces trial in a police court for driving under the influence after he was stopped at the wheel of his car drunk and wearing only a pair of fishnet tights, a prosecutor said on Friday.

Prolly out cruisin' for mares...

 

[A.B.Normal]

He probably only said he was under the influence,trying to explain the fishnets whilst being sober would have been worse.

 

[BeardofPants]

Prolly out cruisin' for mares...

The policeman was also doubling as a prostitute, as according to him, he didn't make enough money as a policeman alone. Yes, I kid you not. A police-whore.

 

[Inkara1]

That's ingenius. Get a loyal stable of customers, squeeze every cent out of them and then arrest them, claiming you were part of a sting operation.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Get a loyal stable of customers,

Are you referring to the Horse story or the Policeman/prostitute wearing fishnets story?

 

[Inkara1]

It was in response to BoP's post about the prostituting policeman.