DUH!!!Lost Pot
Hello, officers, I’d like to report a pot robbery…yes it seems as though someone has stolen my illegal plants. Can you get them back for me? RCMP officers must have thought they were hearing things when a British Columbian man called them to say his homegrown marijuana stash was stolen. When they arrived at his house, they discovered the thief had left some of the herb behind – enough, in fact, for them to arrest him. Sounds like that guy’s lost a brain cell or two.
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