kuulani New Member Aug 30, 2002 #1 uniform There is a too-die-for-handsome-oh-my-god-i'm-drooling police officer in our office. "'scuse me, Mr. Officer, do you need to frisk and 'cuff me?" *wipes up drool*
uniform There is a too-die-for-handsome-oh-my-god-i'm-drooling police officer in our office. "'scuse me, Mr. Officer, do you need to frisk and 'cuff me?" *wipes up drool*
halamikage New Member Aug 30, 2002 #2 "Please, oh please, Mr. Officer!" *being all damsel* *sparkles in my eyes* "Oh, handcuffs!!"
Janimal New Member Aug 30, 2002 #3 Sure he's really a policeman? Maybe he's just dressed up as one. Maybe, he's somebody's birthday present.
Sure he's really a policeman? Maybe he's just dressed up as one. Maybe, he's somebody's birthday present.
kuulani New Member Aug 30, 2002 #5 Oooooh. This is a day of men ... There's a carpentar man outside my window, pounding away in the rain, shirt sticking to his chest. I would drool over him, but he's my friend ...so I can't drool.
Oooooh. This is a day of men ... There's a carpentar man outside my window, pounding away in the rain, shirt sticking to his chest. I would drool over him, but he's my friend ...so I can't drool.
P PT Off 'Motherfuckin' Topic Elite Aug 30, 2002 #6 Did you ever stop to think that maybe all men don't like to be treated like pieces of meat? Oh ok, I tried to say it with a straight face, nevermind.
Did you ever stop to think that maybe all men don't like to be treated like pieces of meat? Oh ok, I tried to say it with a straight face, nevermind.
nalani Well-Known Member Aug 30, 2002 #8 *swoons cause he talked to me* I almost considered driving out of here with my seatbelt unfastened ... and I may be concealing a weapon ... FRISK TIME!!!! WOOHOO!!! hehehehe
*swoons cause he talked to me* I almost considered driving out of here with my seatbelt unfastened ... and I may be concealing a weapon ... FRISK TIME!!!! WOOHOO!!! hehehehe
nalani Well-Known Member Aug 30, 2002 #9 kuulani said: Oooooh. This is a day of men ... There's a carpentar man outside my window, pounding away in the rain, shirt sticking to his chest. I would drool over him, but he's my friend ...so I can't drool. Click to expand... OMG!!! I thought I was the only one thinking that!!!!
kuulani said: Oooooh. This is a day of men ... There's a carpentar man outside my window, pounding away in the rain, shirt sticking to his chest. I would drool over him, but he's my friend ...so I can't drool. Click to expand... OMG!!! I thought I was the only one thinking that!!!!
kuulani New Member Aug 30, 2002 #10 *phew* I didn't know if I could drool over carpentar-man. But if you're thinking of it, I can think of it too!
*phew* I didn't know if I could drool over carpentar-man. But if you're thinking of it, I can think of it too!
Professur Well-Known Member Aug 30, 2002 #11 nalani said: *swoons cause he talked to me* I almost considered driving out of here with my seatbelt unfastened ... and I may be concealing a weapon ... FRISK TIME!!!! WOOHOO!!! hehehehe Click to expand... 'cept he'd probably have to call a female cop to frisk you. Regs being what they are.
nalani said: *swoons cause he talked to me* I almost considered driving out of here with my seatbelt unfastened ... and I may be concealing a weapon ... FRISK TIME!!!! WOOHOO!!! hehehehe Click to expand... 'cept he'd probably have to call a female cop to frisk you. Regs being what they are.
kuulani New Member Aug 30, 2002 #16 ...'scuse me officer, is that a gun in your pants, or are ya just glad to see me? thanking scanty for starting this brow-craze[/siz]
...'scuse me officer, is that a gun in your pants, or are ya just glad to see me? thanking scanty for starting this brow-craze[/siz]
nalani Well-Known Member Aug 30, 2002 #17 *hoping "doit pansch" is a good thing* nevermind the gun .. get a look at that baton!
Scanty New Member Aug 31, 2002 #18 oh my god! Excessive use of The Brow!!!! *thinks about handing out the punishments* *decides The Brow was actually quite suitable in each occasion*
oh my god! Excessive use of The Brow!!!! *thinks about handing out the punishments* *decides The Brow was actually quite suitable in each occasion*
kuulani New Member Aug 31, 2002 #19 *was thinking about asking permission before actually using the BROW, but realizing its importance in the above post and used it anyway*
*was thinking about asking permission before actually using the BROW, but realizing its importance in the above post and used it anyway*
Leslie Communistrator Staff member Aug 31, 2002 #20 nalani said: *hoping "doit pansch" is a good thing* nevermind the gun .. get a look at that baton! Click to expand... I wish I could have seen the baton. Left to my imagination, I guess
nalani said: *hoping "doit pansch" is a good thing* nevermind the gun .. get a look at that baton! Click to expand... I wish I could have seen the baton. Left to my imagination, I guess
