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Too cute for words
As long as I'm in a whimsical mood.
I have owned t-shirts that said:
1. I'm schizophrenic and so am I
2. Moustache rides five cents.
3. If Harley-Davidson made an airplane, would you fly in it? (Quality control has improved some since then)
4. It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel on a sex machine.
6. Worlds tallest leprechaun.

and hats that said:
1. FCK -- The only thing missing is you.
2. If god had meant Texans to ski he would have made bullshit white.
3. The problem with reality is there's no background music.
4. WFO (which would of course mean "Wide F*cking Open")

and a license plate frame on my bike that said "If you can read this, you're fast."

I also had a Fox Racing shirt with Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy in flagrante delecto on the back. I used to wear it grocery shopping on Sundays.

:shrug:
 
my t-shirts (have or had)....
* classic bullet hole smilie
* talk nerdy to me
* got crabs? (Joe's crab shack)
* i'm the girl your mother warned you about (i miss this one)
* beer - it's not just for breakfast anymore
* gin makes a man mean...everybody booze up and riot
 
*I'm so horny even the crack of dawn looks good

*The Person Wearing This T-Shirt Is A Police Officer lay back and do whatever he asks.{when two female friends of mine saw this they both thought of me and just had to get it for me}:brow:
 
I had
Tattoos hurt and I like it
Your just jealous the voices talk to me


I want to get the one that says Sleeps well with others
 
Couple I've seen:

The more people I meet, the better I like my dog.
I plan on being spontaneous tomorrow.
I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
 
"i'm thinking the same thing about you!"
and "i'm only wearing black because all of my pink clothes are dirty"
are the only ones i can think of, that i've had.
 
I buy most of my T-Shits from Big Blue, some of them are based on designs of well-known logos (some international, but mostly local) which have been changed to make some sort of statement (and be a slap in the face of copywriting at the same time).

These are some of my faves:
 
And one more:

I can't find pics of the others, but there's a red one with the McDonald's golden arches that says "Moo............make everyday a cow's last". Another is in white with a milk carton on the front, it says "Vars Melk" (Fresh Milk). Another with "Boerewors is baas" (We jokingly refer to Afrikaans men's penises as 'boerewors....boer sausage.....so the t-shirt say boer-sausage is boss). I'm not sure if you know what StaSoft is (fabric softener) - my t-shirt has their logo, but says StaHard and another which says Oral-Me instead of Oral-B.

And I love my Pornstar shirts as well - got quite a few of those too (Midnight Athletics, PornStar in Training, etc.)
 
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and my fave...
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I don't own any of them, mainly because i only own plain t-shirts... Minimalist style.
 
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