p-mate

[Dave]

ladies, would ya use this?

 

[Leslie]

lol, nope, some days that's the only chance I get to sit down

 

[Squiggy]

BEWARE OF WOMEN WHO STAND WHILE PEEING!

 

[Q]

Some of the jobs I go to have a choice of a porta-potty or nuthin. I sure as hell wouldn't sit down on one of those seats.

 

[Jeslek]

 

[kuulani]

No thanks, I know how to squat

 

[Gonz]

please tell me that's a joke--I saw what it was & ran away

 

[greenfreak]

It doesn't mean that much to me. It doesn't mean anything to me, as a matter of fact.

When in doubt, there's always the tripod.

 

[Squiggy]

^^^ I can't stop the mental images......

 

[Ardsgaine]

^^ Do I want to know??

 

[greenfreak]

Two legs straddling the toilet... One arm on the door allowing you to 'hover' over the bowl without touching it. For an added bonus, take some toilet paper and put it under your hand so you don't even have to touch the door.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Oh, thank God... I thought it was some sort of specialized contraption that only nurses know about-- maybe something like that picture you posted with a bedpan attached to it.

 

[unclehobart]

Just whip out your Foley Catheter right before a night of binge drinking.