PETA - we'll free shamoo!

2minkey

2minkey

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this is hilarious.

http://www.wtkr.com/global/story.asp?s=8887140

peta wants to buy sea world and release the animals.

awesome.

i can just imagine shamoo's thoughts on this... "fuckers... now i have to go out and make a living... well, at least i won't have to pretend to be all happy and shit for all those goddamned kids..."

of course most of the released animals will be eaten by other animals shortly after release.

maybe next PETA can stop animals from eating other animals. stop the slaughter!
 
Little rabbit

A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon
a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this?
Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much
better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.

Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says,
"Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest,
you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses
them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up...
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health!
Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!"
The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to
beat the shit out of the little rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask,
"Lion, why did you do this?
He was merely trying to help us all!
"The lion answers, "That little fucker makes me run around the
forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"
 
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Peta is giving free shampoos? I don't understand. Do animals like shampoos? Maybe they like it better if their hair is natural. If they give them shampoos they will all smell the same. How will they tell each other apart?

Who are these people to insist on giving these animals shampoos?

Who are these peop ...

What?

Shamu?

<Emily Litella>Ohhhhhh.

Nevermind.</Emily Litella>
 
i've been reading a lot of information and communities and forums about veganism lately, and realized how ridiculous peta can be! it's like the gun people who are against the NRA. how badly do you have to screw things up for people who support your cause to be against you?
 
you got it right thar BoS...

a follow-up question would be... why are americans (and, apparently, a few canadians too) so stinking prone to driving shit to such wacky and fringe extremes?
 
I remember a few years back when some animal rights people decided that they would release the 4,000 Mink held at a Mink farm in the UK. One month later, there wasn't a bird to be found for 10 miles, people couldn't find their cat, and there were about 3,950 Mink starved to death. What a great stride for animal rights that was. People who know nothing about animals and nature should not be activists for animals and nature!!!
 
Frodo said:
People who know nothing about animals and nature should not be activists for animals and nature!!!
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Sure and the people who are against animal rights and protesting nature that know nothing about should not be in control or taken seriously either.
 
spike said:
Sure and the people who are against animal rights and protesting nature that know nothing about should not be in control or taken seriously either.
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Who wrote their Bill of Rights, Teddy Bear?
 
BeardofPants said:
The no 'poo movement also applies to straight-haired women/men. It's all about using the natural oils to take care of the hair.
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All I know is that without my 'poo, my hair is a weighted down oily mess. More power to ya if you can forego.
 
Be a regular guy. Join the 'poo movement. Its a movement you can get behind. Don't be a floater when you can be flush with 'poo. Go steady with 'poo!
 
Frodo said:
I remember a few years back when some animal rights people decided that they would release the 4,000 Mink held at a Mink farm in the UK. One month later, there wasn't a bird to be found for 10 miles, people couldn't find their cat, and there were about 3,950 Mink starved to death. What a great stride for animal rights that was. People who know nothing about animals and nature should not be activists for animals and nature!!!
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That is not to mention the numbers which killed one another during this mess. It seems that minks simply do not get along when they comingle ans will fight to the death as in this raid:

http://www.livestockweekly.com/papers/97/06/05/5mink.html

This keeps happening and the animal "rights" types know what they are doing.

http://wave.prohosting.com/antiar/minkrelease.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/148120.stm

http://www.indymedia.ie/article/86769

http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/minks.asp
 
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