Physics of Santa's existence

IDLEchild

IDLEchild

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Nice arguments and rebuttals

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh -- to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison -- this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.
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Obviously someone needs to rework their math. Santas bag is bottemless and has a -100% weight ratio which means the bag is virtually weightless.

Sorry but santa does exist.
 
HeXp£Øi± said:
Obviously someone needs to rework their math. Santas bag is bottemless and has a -100% weight ratio which means the bag is virtually weightless.

Sorry but santa does exist.
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Yes, yes he does. And boo to all those naysayers out there. :p
 
Professur said:
*wiggles fingers* It's magic
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uh huh....magic can do anything....and maybe he just sorta beams up presents in accordance to his geographic positioning...they are many possiblities....
 
Some say he is real. Some say he isn't...All I know is that once someone says they don't believe in him, they seem to get a lot less for Christmas. :eek6: Go figure...
 
Squiggy said:
Some say he is real. Some say he isn't...All I know is that once someone says they don't believe in him, they seem to get a lot less for Christmas. :eek6: Go figure...
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Yeah, they start to give........go figure :shrug:


;)
 
Santa, being smart, realised this would eventually happen, and so became a major share-holder in every toy shop in town.
 
The speed required to deliver all the presents in time would leave him with about 1/800 of a second/house. The air resistance from that speed would turn him into plasma in less than one second.
 
HeXp£Øi± said:
Obviously someone needs to rework their math. Santas bag is bottemless and has a -100% weight ratio which means the bag is virtually weightless.

Sorry but santa does exist.
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I go with those odds - Santa does exist. Magic makes anything possible! :winkkiss:
 
Kawaii said:
The speed required to deliver all the presents in time would leave him with about 1/800 of a second/house.
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That's why you can't see him

The air resistance from that speed would turn him into plasma in less than one second.
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Hence the need to cool off with milk and cookies.

Duh.
 
The greatest trick that Santa played is makeing us belive he doesnt exist!

umm... oh wait... santa satan whats the difference!!
 
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