scheduled for a bond hearing Saturday on misdemeanor charges of battery and possession of an alligator.
Just plain trash....pc_builder said:It makes me ashamed to be living in a trailer.
Trailer Trash Quiz
By Missouri Trailer Trash .com
Are you trailer trash? Take this quiz and find out...
1. Do you let your 12 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids?
o Yes
o No
o Sometimes
2. Does the Kelly Blue Book value on your truck go up and down, depending on how much gas is in it?
o Yes
o No
o Who is Kelly Blue Book?
3. Do you ever have to go outside to get something from the fridge?
o Yes
o No
o Not anymore
4. Do you have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard?
o Yes
o No
5. Have you ever lit a match in the bathroom and your trailer exploded right off its wheels?
o Yes
o No
o Once, but I can explain.
6. Did you have to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures?
o Yes
o No
7. Has your wife's hairdo ever been ruined by a ceiling fan?
o Yes
o No
8. Has your front porch ever collapsed, killing all of your dogs?
o Yes
o No
9. Does the Halloween pumpkin on your porch have more teeth than your spouse?
o Yes
o No
o That depends on how many teeth the pumpkin has.
10. Do you ever wonder how service stations keep their bathrooms so clean?
o Yes
o No
11. Has your property ever been mistaken for a recycling center?
o Yes
o No
o No, but sometimes people stop by thinking that I'm having a yard sale.
12. Do you think a "subdivision" is part of a math problem?
o Yes
o No
13. Do you have a working T.V. sitting on top of a non-working T.V.?
o Yes
o No
o Not anymore
14. If a tornado hit your neighborhood, would it do $100,000 worth of improvements?
o Yes
o No
15. Has the Salvation Army ever declined your mattress?
o Yes
o No
o Why would I give them my mattress?
16. Do you keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table?
o Yes
o No
o Not when we have company.
17. Do you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side?
o Yes
o No
18. Have you ever asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"
o Yes
o No
o Just once
19. Have you ever used a rag for a gas cap?
o Yes
o No
20. Does it matter what type of material you use to "skirt" your trailer?
o Yes
o No
catocom said:Just plain trash....
I know people who live in regular houses that are just as bad.
Shit, I know people that live in very nice ($200,000 +)houses, that are still...
trash.
People used to get Rednecks and Trash mixed up, or lumped in together.
Yeah I'm a redneck somewhat, but far from trash ....(I think)
catocom said:Just plain trash....
I know people who live in regular houses that are just as bad.
Shit, I know people that live in very nice ($200,000 +)houses, that are still...
trash.
People used to get Rednecks and Trash mixed up, or lumped in together.
Yeah I'm a redneck somewhat, but far from trash ....(I think)
Damn, I thought only the rich owned them thar rifles, we rednecks used scatter guns.Gato_Solo said:Redneck- A person who believes that all people are created equal...but only if they own a rifle/handgun.