Porn-a-challenge...

[Scanty]

Okay.
I challenge you to turn these completely innocuous and innuendo-free film titles into porn movies: (or any you can)

Deep Blue Sea

Cliffhanger

Cool Hand Luke

Four Weddings and a Funeral

Planet of the Apes

Mars Attacks

Face Off


FOR EXAMPLE: Saving Private Ryan = 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'

...I apologise, I'm bored.

 

[Janimal]

ala Cool Hand-job Luke?

Four ho's and a pimp?

Deep Blue Throat?

 

[kuulani]

Umm ...Jan ... you're a little good at this, aren't you?

 

[Janimal]

Just very imaginative

 

[MuFu]

Deep Blue Semen.

Clit-Banger.

One Hand Luke.

Four Red Rings from a Full Anal.

 

[Nixy]

Playin with the Nips

 

[Leslie]

Face sitting gets her off

 

[Ardsgaine]

Plant it in the Anus

Jan: Cool Hand-job Luke

Tagline: "What we have here is a failure to masturbate."

Kulani: Umm ... Jan ... you're a little good at this, aren't you?

She's great at it.

 

[Scanty]

Plant it in the Anus...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Fact sitting gets her off?????
Now, that's strtching it a little far isn't it?

I suppose 'Ass Attacks' is a little obvious...

Erm...

'Whiffy-wanger' ?

Lol...
...no.

 

[MitchSchaft]

Damn, Leslie