Quick!

[Jeslek]

What is the damn integral of x*dx/(x+2)(x+3)?


I *hate* Calculus.

 

[Nixy]

3 ln |x+3| - 2 ln |x+2|

 

[Squiggy]

42

 

[Professur]

Lemme see. It's 12 + who give a rat's ass.

 

[Nixy]

well, now that I have confidence that I can do basic integration I am off to write a Calculus test with sequences and series. There is bound to be much integration and prolly a bit of failing to go along with it.

 

[Professur]

At this time of night?

 

[Jeslek]

All our exams are at 7pm to 10pm at night.

Thanks Nixy. You're smart.

 

[Professur]

Friggin 'ell. I'd have never made it to one sober. Imagine having to spend the entire day worrying about an exam. I like to get them over with nice and quick, first thing in the morning. Then I can go and get hammered worrying about how lousy I might have done.

 

[dan]

Friggin 'ell. I'd have never made it to one sober. Imagine having to spend the entire day worrying about an exam. I like to get them over with nice and quick, first thing in the morning. Then I can go and get hammered worrying about how lousy I might have done.

heh, last thursday the last exam finished at 11:45am and the next one wasn't until monday... we were in the pub from midday until bedtime

 

[Jeslek]

Well, the reason Waterloo has exams in the evenings is because most students have peak performance in the evening.

 

[Professur]

Who convinced them of that line of shit?

 

[Jeslek]

Psychologists. Anyways, I prefer it in the evening. In the evening is when I think best.

 

[Professur]

Psychologists. I see. A bunch of people keeping themselves in gravy by convincing everyone that they're nuts. And the saner you are, the more nuts you must be.