Quotes:D

[chcr]

"Counter-terrorism experts say that Osama bin Laden may be hiding secret messages on pornographic websites. You know what that means ... Clinton could find this guy before Bush." - Jay Leno.

"After an exhaustive six-month investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here, okay? Hard to believe you were invaded, twice." - Jay Leno.

"My only hope is when those terrorists get to Heaven, they meet up with the kind of virgins we had in Catholic school: Sister Mike Ditka from Our Mother of Eternal Retribution." - Robin Williams.

"I know they're willing to die for their cause, but are they willing to take
a hot poker up the ass?" - Comedian Al Franken, on coaxing information from terrorist suspects.

 

[freako104]

i enjoyed George Carlins version better.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Hey, France, thanks a lot. We'll take it from here, okay? Hard to believe you were invaded, twice." - Jay Leno.

Actually, more than three times. Let's not forget the Franco-Prussian War of the 1870's, in which the French were defeated in about six months.