freako104
Well-Known Member
simple ways to see if your a redneck
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>The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
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>You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of
>her kids.
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>You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
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>You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
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>Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
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>You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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>Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch
this"
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>You think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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>Your junior prom had a daycare.
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>You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen
start
>your engines."
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>You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
>wheels.
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>The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much
>gas is in it.
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>You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House
>of Tattoos.
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>You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
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>You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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>Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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>If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
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>If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V...
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>If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart...
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>If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of
>improvement...
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>If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
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>If you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
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>If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
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>HAVE A GREAT DAY, Y' ALL!
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>The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
>
>
>
>You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in
front of
>her kids.
>
>
>
>You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
>
>
>
>You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
night.
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>Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people."
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>You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
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>Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch
this"
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>You think Don Perignon is a Mafia leader.
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>
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>Your junior prom had a daycare.
>
>
>
>You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen
start
>your engines."
>
>
>
>You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
>wheels.
>
>
>
>The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much
>gas is in it.
>
>
>
>You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House
>of Tattoos.
>
>
>
>You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against
it.
>
>
>
>You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
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>
>
>Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
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>If the biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart...
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>If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working T.V...
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>If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart...
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>If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of
>improvement...
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>
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>If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
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>If you missed 8th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
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>If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
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>HAVE A GREAT DAY, Y' ALL!