Reminds me of an old bawdy limerick

[jimpeel]

When I was young and in my prime
I used to jack off all the time
Now I'm older and I've got more sense
I use the knothole in the fence

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312573,00.html

Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With a Fence
Thursday, November 22, 2007

LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.

The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence," the prosecutor is quoted as saying in the Telegraph.

Click here to read the Telegraph report.

Daniel French admitted to being drunk and disorderly, but denied saying he was going to have sex with a fence.

"The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting," said French, according to the Telegraph.

 

[chcr]

[Pedanticman]Umm... not a limerick there jim.[/Pedanticman]

Limerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who had one so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I'd fuck it.

Perhaps it was a singularly attractive park fence?

 

[jimpeel]

[Pedanticman]Umm... not a limerick there jim.[/Pedanticman]

Yeah, I thought about that after I wrote it.

Limerick:
rhyme 1
rhyme 1
rhyme 2
rhyme 2
rhyme 1

Limerick:
There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
He said "I must admit
she stinks like shit
but think of the money I save."

Not a limerick:
There once was a man from St. Clair
Who was fucking his wife on the stair
When all of a sudden the bannister broke
and he finished her off in the air.

 

[chcr]

Not just the rhyming scheme but also the beats.
3 (four if you count the pause)
3
2
2
3